If something is funny, it is because it is mostly true. United fans on Twitter are calling albeit jokingly for the club to sign Crystal Palace midfielder Luka Milivojevic after stats revealed that he is the third best penalty taker in the Premier League history.
Although statistics are mostly full of crap, it is not entirely useless. Sometimes it allows us or atleast directs us to the region with the higher probability of containing aneedle in a haystack. A whole branch of mathematics can’t be entirely useless no matter how many charlatans run it.